11 things IDIOTS do on ORKUT...!!!

Hey guys...this is the mail I got from one of my friend, its cool and really let's me think that there still exists some crazy ppl on ORKUT....(YEs the same social networking site where all of us are registered) who do all these things on ORKUT



ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as a orkut tracker.

it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OMG this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesnt.



TWO

To the people who have like 25,000 friends,

are you serious?

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.



THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if you do you are a freaking mongoloid.



FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.

Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded.



FIVE

Quit crying

because you're not on someones top 8.

who cares?

ITS ORKUT!!!

Stop bitching!!!


SIX

Who really cares if

I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up bitch!!!



SEVEN

Little 6th graders who have ORKUT

and look like sluts and act like whores

go somewhere else

because nobody wants you here.



EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true ORKUT Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.



NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through people's brains




TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like

"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will eat your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING DUMB


ELEVEN

if you get a bulletin and it says anything about finding your true
love in the next month if you repost, and you really stop for a second
and wonder if it could happen, that makes you the
dumbass of the week...


NEWS FLASH.....IT WON'T HAPPEN...